let me take your picture fool!

Ok, so I'm sick of taking pictures of trees.  I need a person, or multiple persons, who live in Charleston or don't mind driving here to pose for me.  Feel free to pick the location, or I can suggest some.  Come on people; at the very least you'll get a stellar facebook photo out of it!  Shoot me an email, or call if you're one of the privaleged few who have my cell number.  Thanks!